Episode 29 topics: stupid kids (not mine), tragedy on an already trying day, credit where credit is due: george orwell and jonas salk, thank you imam aziz, headline: yellow river turns red, excuses are like assholes…, justice on a coin?, god is sooo convenient, hey jude – tell him to get out

Episode 29 segments: the news reused, excuses hall of fame (new segment), bitch/share, the benediction