Episode 54 topics: sean celebrates summer’s eve whilst scott gets a positivity trifecta, turtles – slow moving to extinction, you still shouldn’t mess with texas, short order news is right up our alley, scott delivers the final crushing blow to his father’s worldview, republicans demonstrate the epitome of hyperbole, should jonas salk have created a vaccination for ignorance instead?, john stossel and his mustache preach the corporate dogma in middle school, govern yourself if you don’t like the government doing it, we have a hermes outbreak

Episode 54 segments: dead to the world (new segment), sprayed in america update, justworthy cause, dum! Brands stink: the dramatic conclusion, the holy trinity, the news reused, bitch/share, the benediction